wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Gun Control

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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