There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

PENIS

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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