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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

You see how lame this is?

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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