- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Are you a tree

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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