- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar....

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

whats brown and sticky? shit

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

U mad?

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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