What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Adele walks into the stables

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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