whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Wanna here a good joke?

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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