- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

A man... walks.

Bob dole

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Christianity

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Scott Gomez

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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