my gave me a game i said thank you

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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poop nuff said

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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