A baby seal walks into a club

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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I hate blackniggers

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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