- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

whats worse than school? Summer school

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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