What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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