what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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