- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

what do u call a black man a black man

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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