How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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im gey

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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