- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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