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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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