- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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