How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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