What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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