- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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