A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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