What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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