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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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