Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

The Holocaust

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

I had sex with my mother in law

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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