A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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oh hai

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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