too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

I pooped.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What comes after 69? 70

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

There's a god, just kidding.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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