Knock, knock. Come in.

Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What's 9 + 10 19

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...