Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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