What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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where do some birds live in? Earth

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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