- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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