- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

i have read and agree to the terms of service

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Butt poop.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Hillary Clinton

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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