What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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The Holocaust.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Your Mother

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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