- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

a fish swimming in the water swims

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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