- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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