Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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The WNBA

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Gay's

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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