Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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