Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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