Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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