- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What is 1+1? It's 2!

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