- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

hey John will you make some copies

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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