whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Anti Joke

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