- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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