Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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