R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Queens Park rangers

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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tee hee

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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