What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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