What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Your Mom!!!

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Sarah Palin

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Your Mom

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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This is not a joke or is it

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Hi

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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