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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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