Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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kkk

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book 'em danno

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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xavier stop

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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