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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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