- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Religion.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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