What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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giddy goat

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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