A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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