- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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