holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...