How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

The NBA and womens sports

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

YES! EXACTLY!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Anti Joke

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