A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Guess What! HI!

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