A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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