- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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