What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Laugh

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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