What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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