- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

civil rights

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Women's Rights.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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