- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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