A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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