Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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you and your family will die tonight

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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im @ work, LOL.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Snooki

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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