- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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