Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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The person below me is weird.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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