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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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