What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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baby seal walks into a club

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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