- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Obama getting elected in 2012.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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