Why did it die Nothing died

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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