A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Cheese stick

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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